Kids, this is what a proper turntable looks like. I’ve tried a few new turntables but these newfangled USB things are toys. If you want to hear what a record should really sound like, go for a turntable like this. It should have weights and manual settings. This one even has a strobe light to make sure the record is spinning at exactly the right speed. Only $250 on eBay. Viva la vinyl! Or as they say today, “black is back”!